Fred's Kenpo Karate Beats a Gun

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I really didn't think FRed knew karate, so I did some digging.  It took a while, but I found some proof, and let me tell you, especially in his younger days ....... he was a BADASS!!

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This is more Fred's interest, the pig. And yes, he has the 8-track. Great album.

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Feb 19, 2017 19:29:21 GMT -5 @kelliers said:

This is more Fred's interest, the pig. And yes, he has the 8-track. Great album.

8 track is the tape equivalent of a scratched record.  It SUCKS.

"No, wait!  It'll come back on in about 5 seconds after it switches tracks."
              

At least you admit you've never studied karate, other than reading books or watching videos about it.   This about martial arts, not 8-tracks.

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You've obviously never heard an 8-track played on a Wollensak deck through a tube power amp and big speakers. Analog goodness.

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Feb 19, 2017 19:29:21 GMT -5 @kelliers said:

This is more Fred's interest, the pig. And yes, he has the 8-track. Great album.

I like Fred

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Feb 19, 2017 19:46:37 GMT -5 @kelliers said:

You've obviously never heard an 8-track played on a Wollensak deck through a tube power amp and big speakers. Analog goodness.

How does all that stop it from changing tracks in the middle of a song?  So you get to hear the "click!, swissssh, ka-chunk!" better.  BFD.
I wonder why they never used 8 track cartridges to record music in a studio.
8 track was only for kids who couldn't afford the new and improved cassette decks.

So where is that picture of you in your karate pajamas?

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Why does this coon-ass thread have to do with gun, Fife ??

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Feb 19, 2017 23:31:39 GMT -5 @kelliers said:

Why does this coon-ass thread have to do with gun, Fife ??

Well I wanted you to show the world how this kung pao karate you have mastered can be used to subdue even a thug with a gun.  All I could find was a video from your early days, so I played that one.   I was hoping to see you as a grownup in your kung pao karate uniform with the black belt you have earned.  I know you are proud of earning each belt, so I know you have photos.   Every other student I know has pics of himself as he advances.   I just wanted to see yours so I could offer my congratulations.  Is that a bad thing?

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Duane better than Jimi - check
.45 WAY better than 9mm - check
Thai con doo WAY WAY better than AKK - check
Mutt the Oracle of Delphi - Priceless

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Feb 20, 2017 1:28:09 GMT -5 @kelliers said:

Duane better than Jimi - check
.45 WAY better than 9mm - check
Thai con doo WAY WAY better than AKK - check
Mutt the Oracle of Delphi - Priceless

I never said either martial art discipline is better.  I said show me a picture of YOU practicing it.   You're getting like Walt, trying to deflect the issue.
Now where is your picture in your karate outfit?   Since you never practiced it, you SURE ain't qualified to say which one is better, are you?

How about a little friendly sparring to see if kenpo is better than taekwondo?   Where is your proof you trained in kenpo karate?   Come on, it's easy to prove.   Right, Willie?

Hells bell's son, Willlie is MORE CREDIBLE than you are!   All your pictures of guns and ammunition, taken from websites, and not a single picture of YOU holding a damn thing. Not a single gun, not a single bullet, let alone thousands.  Your bragging about karate, and NO picture of you training. 

I'm starting to think you are Obama and Hillary's love child.

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Ain't gonna happen, gomer.
Now scurry along, gizmo.

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Here's a photo of you practicing your martial art near your burrow.

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Feb 20, 2017 9:55:31 GMT -5 @kelliers said:

Ain't gonna happen, gomer.
Now scurry along, gizmo.

Neither is your fake karate skill.
LOL

You are now officially as unbelievable as Traitor Willie.   Now THAT is bad!   No longer can I take anything you say here seriously.  You've been called out too many times to prove what you claim, and you have a 100% record of failure.

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Feb 20, 2017 13:12:04 GMT -5 @muttmk2 said:

Feb 20, 2017 9:55:31 GMT -5 @kelliers said:

Ain't gonna happen, gomer.
Now scurry along, gizmo.

Neither is your fake karate skill.
LOL

You are now officially as unbelievable as Traitor Willie.   Now THAT is bad!   No longer can I take anything you say here seriously.  You've been called out too many times to prove what you claim, and you have a 100% record of failure.

Keep flappin your pie hole, jughead. I don't have to prove anything to your coon ass.

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Feb 20, 2017 14:49:02 GMT -5 @kelliers said:

Feb 20, 2017 13:12:04 GMT -5 @muttmk2 said:

Neither is your fake karate skill.
LOL

You are now officially as unbelievable as Traitor Willie.   Now THAT is bad!   No longer can I take anything you say here seriously.  You've been called out too many times to prove what you claim, and you have a 100% record of failure.

Keep flappin your pie hole, jughead. I don't have to prove anything to your coon ass.

You proved you have ZERO credibility.     Even CWG is more honest than you are.