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Post by cyberobb99 on Apr 20, 2013 23:33:04 GMT -5
So I'm making a run to Wally World tonight and I spot THIS. A Hot Dog Slic'r! YES! I've been waiting for this MY WHOLE LIFE! This amazing little device is going to elevate my culinary skills to unseen heights, as it saves me HOURS of drudgery every day slicing hotdogs into bite sized pieces! I don't have a single knife capable of slicing through those tough Hot Dog casings...and don't get me started on cleaning up the mess afterwards. With this ingenius little device saving me hours of my wasted life I'm finally going to have the time to go to Culinary School and start to devote my life full time to cooking. Imagine the envy of my fellow students when they learn that I've got an original, one-of-a-kind Hot Dog Slic'r. (And not that cheap knockoff that has an extra "e" in it's name either!) I'll bet I even graduate Magna Cum Laude, what with all the extra free time I'll have to study. Boy. I sure hope someone buys me one for my birthday this year. It'll be a NEATO gift! Why, I'll bet that even my Mom and Dad could use one of those!  Oh...did I mention that it comes with it's own little ketchup bowl to make dipping even easier? WOW...can it get ANY better? |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2013 0:12:20 GMT -5
Smite!  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2013 6:05:38 GMT -5
It'll be a NEATO gift! Why, I'll bet that even my Mom and Dad could use one of those! Oh...did I mention that it comes with it's own little ketchup bowl to make dipping even easier? WOW...can it get ANY better? I TOOOOO was in the Wally World check-out line and THERE IT WAS : TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE !!!! I HAD TO HAVE IT !!!!  |
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Post by cyberobb99 on Apr 21, 2013 6:27:47 GMT -5
Smite! \ LOL... So did you smite me for being in Wally World, or for having a sense of humor? |
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Post by gatr55555 on Apr 21, 2013 7:24:40 GMT -5
Smite! \ LOL... So did you smite me for being in Wally World, or for having a sense of humor? I think it was because you failed to mention that you were sending him one .  |
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Post by oujour76 on Apr 21, 2013 8:06:50 GMT -5
It'll be a NEATO gift! Why, I'll bet that even my Mom and Dad could use one of those! Oh...did I mention that it comes with it's own little ketchup bowl to make dipping even easier? WOW...can it get ANY better? I TOOOOO was in the Wally World check-out line and THERE IT WAS : TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE !!!! I HAD TO HAVE IT !!!! |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2013 9:18:31 GMT -5
Flotus got the Slap Chop because he loves Vince's nuts.
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Post by Coaltrain on Apr 21, 2013 9:50:01 GMT -5
It'll be a NEATO gift! Why, I'll bet that even my Mom and Dad could use one of those! Oh...did I mention that it comes with it's own little ketchup bowl to make dipping even easier? WOW...can it get ANY better? I TOOOOO was in the Wally World check-out line and THERE IT WAS : TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE !!!! I HAD TO HAVE IT !!!!I've seen your knife skills. ;D |
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Post by Coaltrain on Apr 21, 2013 9:51:31 GMT -5
Oh...did I mention that it comes with it's own little ketchup bowl to make dipping even easier? WOW...can it get ANY better? Add a zero to that age in the upper corner.  It will be perfect. |
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Post by gatr55555 on Apr 21, 2013 11:34:11 GMT -5
AWESOME !!!!!I TOOOOO was in the Wally World check-out line and THERE IT WAS : TOO GOOD TO BE TRUE !!!! I HAD TO HAVE IT !!!! I've seen your knife skills. ;D LOL Thats gonna leave a mark!  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2013 12:52:14 GMT -5
I've seen your knife skills. ;D Chasing you around the house with a meat cleaver doesn't count ;D |
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Post by Coaltrain on Apr 21, 2013 16:45:01 GMT -5
I've seen your knife skills. ;D Chasing you around the house with a meat cleaver doesn't count ;D not if you want stuffed shells ....... or should I say, here kitty, kitty |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 21, 2013 20:43:38 GMT -5
That still doesn't belie the fact that Lee loves Vince's nuts...
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Post by Coaltrain on Apr 22, 2013 5:54:06 GMT -5
That still doesn't belie the fact that Lee loves Vince's nuts... Have you any proof  |
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Post by Deleted on Apr 22, 2013 6:09:28 GMT -5
That still doesn't belie the fact that Lee loves Vince's nuts... Who is this Vince person ? Dtls pls |
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