A 2015 CFB SIGNATURE FOR HARRY CHICKEN?

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Dear Grand Douches,

      I couldn't help noticing that Harry Chicken brought up the rear in the 2014 Grand Douche competition, in a big way-- scoring a few deviations below the mean.  Way to go, Harry!

     Might I suggest an apt 2015 CFB signature for Harry-- to commemorate his truly memorable performance this year? 



A 2015 CFB Signature For Harry Chicken?

[Lee The Locksmith]

Dec 12, 2014 19:37:04 GMT -5 DrSchadenfreude said:

Dear Grand Douches,

I couldn't help noticing that Harry Chicken brought up the rear in the 2014 Grand Douche competition,

You should have kept yer focus on this years BIGGEST COWARD LOSER ----------------> YERSELF

You freely admit that you had no knowledge of the college teams this year SO YOU SIMPLY CHOSE TO SHOW YER TRUE COLORS (yellow) and not play at all !!!

AUTOMATIC LAST PLACE !!!!

Even Coaltrain kicked yer sorry butt...BADLY....

Find a mirror Bill....Stare at this years's ZERO HERO ....Chump

[Deleted]

Lee,

     Let's give credit where credit is truly due.

     Harry Chicken finished the 2014 Grand Douche Tournament more than three standard deviations below the mean!!

     That's probably an all-time record for CFB college football "pick 'em" competition...

[oujour76]

Dec 13, 2014 13:53:44 GMT -5 DrSchadenfreude said:

Lee,

     Let's give credit where credit is truly due.

     Harry Chicken finished the 2014 Grand Douche Tournament more than three standard deviations below the mean!!

     That's probably an all-time record for CFB college football "pick 'em" competition...

A lesser man would have quit early on. You, for instance.

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Dec 13, 2014 14:23:21 GMT -5 oujour76 said:

Dec 13, 2014 13:53:44 GMT -5 DrSchadenfreude said:

Lee,

     Let's give credit where credit is truly due.

     Harry Chicken finished the 2014 Grand Douche Tournament more than three standard deviations below the mean!!

     That's probably an all-time record for CFB college football "pick 'em" competition...

A lesser man would have quit early on. You, for instance.

Seriously, Harry.  How did you end up with such a historically low score?

Who were you picking to cover the point spreads this year, the Sooners and Aggies?  The Longhorns?  The Badgers?

(BTW, it couldn't have been the Buffs, because they covered a lot of their crappy spreads.)

[oujour76]

Dec 13, 2014 14:30:37 GMT -5 DrSchadenfreude said:

Dec 13, 2014 14:23:21 GMT -5 oujour76 said:

A lesser man would have quit early on. You, for instance.

Seriously, Harry.  How did you end up with such a historically low score?

Who were you picking to cover the point spreads this year, the Sooners and Aggies?  The Longhorns?  The Badgers?

(BTW, it couldn't have been the Buffs, because they covered a lot of their crappy spreads.)

I joined in week 2, so I started at 0-10. In the next 14 weeks, I went -21, which averages out to -1.5 per week. I had a couple of very bad weeks and did not balance them out with very good weeks. In the end, I have no excuses and there was no way I would fold the tent along the way. But, those are things that you wouldn't understand.

[Lee The Locksmith]

Dec 13, 2014 14:30:37 GMT -5 DrSchadenfreude said:

Seriously, Harry.  How did you end up with such a historically low score?

Seriously Bill, how did YOU manage to score LOWER than the lowest guy ?

That makes YOU the baseline from which others are gauged does it not ?

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What the hell is he even doing posting in here?

Keep your bullshit out of the CFB tournament threads if you're not going to play. Ass hole.

[Deleted]

Dec 13, 2014 15:21:34 GMT -5 oujour76 said:

Dec 13, 2014 14:30:37 GMT -5 DrSchadenfreude said:

Seriously, Harry.  How did you end up with such a historically low score?

Who were you picking to cover the point spreads this year, the Sooners and Aggies?  The Longhorns?  The Badgers?

(BTW, it couldn't have been the Buffs, because they covered a lot of their crappy spreads.)

I joined in week 2, so I started at 0-10. In the next 14 weeks, I went -21, which averages out to -1.5 per week. I had a couple of very bad weeks and did not balance them out with very good weeks. In the end, I have no excuses and there was no way I would fold the tent along the way. But, those are things that you wouldn't understand.

Well, Harry, I didn't realize that you started at a 10 point deficit in 2014.  That puts you only two standard deviations below the mean for 2014.

You didn't suck quite as badly as I thought.

At least you have Freddie Fruitcake covering yer ass, eh? 

[daleko]

Dec 13, 2014 14:30:37 GMT -5 DrSchadenfreude said:

(BTW, it couldn't have been the Buffs, because they covered a lot of their crappy spreads.)

The Buffs still playing FB. I thought they had joined UAB in dropping FB. Don't see them on TV, they being out West but not really, what. Thanks, I'll make it a point of trying to pick up a game or two on National TV.