Willie talks about definitive proof of JFK assassination

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Fred: "Knock, knock."
Will: "Whose there?"
Fred: "I eat Mop"
Will: "I eat Mop who?"
Fred" "Hehe"

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Will eats his poo.

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A well hung black man decides to move to America from France. He is standing at the curb, after arriving in the US, waiting for a cab, when Neederhut sees him and pulls up to the curb in his gas guzzling Lexus SUV.

"Hey, handsome, you want a ride?" he says.

"Oui, oui!" he tells Neederhut.

"Oh, yeah, not in my Lexus you don't!" and speeds off.

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Did you hear about Neederhut's gay gang in Denver?

There were seven drive by spankings last week.

[oldgraylady]

Don't quit your day job.