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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2019 14:26:29 GMT -5
Dale Shard-shite is trying to justify Bibi Netanyahoo's latest annexation of more land (belonging to the Semitic natives of Syrian Palestine) by quoting some Old Testament scriptures about the "land of Israel" extending from "the Nile to the Euphrates."
Just what the world needs today -- geopolitical and military decisions based on Fundamentalist misinterpretations of scriptures. 
For now, I'll leave aside the truly horrific, tribal doctrines of the Babylonian Talmud, and simply ask Shard-shite to kindly interpret some other Biblical scriptures for our times.
WEIRD SCRIPTURE #1
If you get kicked in the nut sack, do not enter a church.
"He that is wounded in the stones, or hath his privy member cut off, shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord." (Deuteronomy 23:1)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2019 14:31:24 GMT -5
WEIRD SCRIPTURE #2
People with physical deformities are accursed.
"For whatsoever man he be that hath a blemish, he shall not approach: a blind man, or a lame, or he that hath a flat nose, or any thing superfluous, Or a man that is broken-footed, or broken-handed, Or crook-back, or a dwarf, or that hath a blemish in his eye, or be scurvy, or scabbed, or hath his stones broken. No man that hath a blemish of the seed of Aaron the priest shall come nigh to offer the offerings of the Lord made by fire: he hath a blemish; he shall not come nigh to offer the bread of his God." (Leviticus 21:18-21)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2019 14:35:02 GMT -5
WEIRD SCRIPTURE #3
If a wife tries to defend her husband during a fight with another man, and grabs the guy's nut sack, her hand must be cut off.
"When men strive together one with another, and the wife of the one draweth near for to deliver her husband out of the hand of him that smiteth him, and putteth forth her hand, and taketh him by the secrets: Then thou shalt cut off her hand, thine eye shall not pity her." (Deuteronomy 25:11-12)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2019 14:37:08 GMT -5
WEIRD SCRIPTURE #4
If your brother dies, bang his wife.
"Master, Moses wrote unto us, If a man's brother die, and leave his wife behind him, and leave no children, that his brother should take his wife, and raise up seed unto his brother." (Mark 12:19)
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Post by Deleted on Jun 18, 2019 14:39:35 GMT -5
WEIRD SCRIPTURE #5
Bastards are not allowed in church.
"A bastard shall not enter into the congregation of the Lord; even to his tenth generation shall he not enter into the congregation of the Lord." (Deuteronomy 23:2)
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