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Post by cyberobb99 on Jan 24, 2013 23:54:26 GMT -5
I just got back from the hospital after spending the evening with Robb. He had a pretty rough go of it. Dr Flay brought him back from the brink of death, but he was still unstable even though a team of specialists arrived with more help. Nigella Lawson showed up with some very soothing libations, Guy Fieri brought in a huge sandwich of some sort to give him some energy and Iron Chef Michael Symon brought some steamed garlic mussels for aroma therapy. None of it worked until Gordon Ramsey showed up and started screaming "What the F#$K do you F#@king think you're doing lying in that F#@king bed like a Pathetic F#$king loser? Get the F#@k up and F$#king get your A$$ moving!" Everyone else ran from the room and Robb sat up suddenly and said "I feel like eating rare lamb chops with andouille sausage gravy, roasted rosemary potatoes and creamed spinach." We knew then that he'd finally turned the corner.
I'm going to have to appeal to Walter to do something about those sickening, gruesome pictures posted on the board, along with some pictures that look like some redneck spit his dip into his bowl of instant mashed potatoes. Perhaps we'll ask him to install some sort of rating system like this.
Rated G for gourmet
Rated PG for positively great
Rated R for righteously good
Rated X for examples of food we should never eat unless we're near death from starvation.
Perhaps this will help everyone avoid unfortunate situations such as this one.
At any rate, I'm sure Robb will be posting again soon. Thanks for your support, everyone. (Well, almost everyone.)
Debbie
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 0:07:31 GMT -5
None of it worked until Gordon Ramsey showed up and started screaming "What the F#$K do you F#@king think you're doing lying in that F#@king bed like a Pathetic F#$king loser? Get the F#@k up and F$#king get your A$$ moving!" Everyone else ran from the room and Robb sat up suddenly Dear Debbie, We shall embrace the spoken word of the great Ramsey and his NY dialect ....We shall NOT embrace the NON-American healthy food practices that are being introduced here by yer husband.....Over 10 million type 2 diabetics can't be wrong DAMMIT !!! You shall immediatly cease with yer efforts to save Cyber's life ! Unfortunatly, he's just gonna have to take one for the team and just f-in die so that the Walmart fried chicken counter lives on...and on.....and on .....It not ONLY spewith forth the Mac/ cheese and fried chicken but ALSO canned corn, fried okra and breaded fish thingies that can be purchased seperatly or in a Value Type package .....Don't get no better then that !!!! RIP 99 .....We hardly knew u |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 0:17:53 GMT -5
I can't believe Gordon didn't call him a "stupid cow". I love it when he says that.  |
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Post by Walter on Jan 25, 2013 0:18:37 GMT -5
Nigella Lawson?
whoa.....did I mention how dizzy I was at the sight of that pic?
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Post by cyberobb99 on Jan 25, 2013 12:15:33 GMT -5
Well I'm back at my desk, Gang. I had a pretty rough day yesterday, but with the help of the Dr.s and my friends I pulled through. I guess I need to avoid looking at pictures of the stuff '61 is living off of, although if I were a betting man, (and I am), I'd say that if he keeps eating that stuff he won't be long for this world anyway.
I'm still feeling a bit weak in the stomach, but Dr. Flay gave me some great treatments so we shouldn't have any recurrences in the near future. Meanwhile, at to '61's ranting about diabetes and such, I hope he knows that living off of commercially prepared foods are far worse for his health than the delectables I'm guilty of promoting.
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 12:46:46 GMT -5
Bon appétit!
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Post by Deleted on Jan 25, 2013 18:43:14 GMT -5
I hope he knows that living off of commercially prepared foods are far worse for his health than the delectables I'm guilty of promoting. Nobody likes a goody goody  .....Back 2 the E-room with u !!! SMITE ! GO ! |
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Post by canefan on Jan 29, 2013 8:32:27 GMT -5
Nigella Lawson? whoa.....did I mention how dizzy I was at the sight of that pic? Just saw Nigella on this new show, The Taste, last week. Had not paid much attention to her in the past even when my better half was watching her show on the telly. But I noted she has lost quite a bit of weight and damn, girl is kind of hot now. |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 29, 2013 22:12:55 GMT -5
I guess I need to avoid looking at pictures of the stuff '61 is living off of, although if I were a betting man, (and I am), I'd say that if he keeps eating that stuff he won't be long for this world anyway. Well, SO FAR, I've survived a massive propane explosion (31% burns, skin graghs, collapsed lung, 2 heart "episodes", 1 1/2 years out of the sun), 2 bouts of cancer, major motorcycle accident (10 bones broken, not including road rashes, etc), almost bleeding to death from botched tonsilectomy, fought pitbull with bare hands and quit a 2 1/2 pack/ day habit, marijuana and semi-serious scotch drinking......I think i can eat a little MSG from time to time and still look in the mirror.....When i die I hope i go to heaven because I was judged by the content of my heart and not what was in my stomach |
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Post by Coaltrain on Jan 29, 2013 23:26:16 GMT -5
Well I'm back at my desk, Gang. I had a pretty rough day yesterday, but with the help of the Dr.s and my friends I pulled through. I guess I need to avoid looking at pictures of the stuff '61 is living off of, although if I were a betting man, (and I am), I'd say that if he keeps eating that stuff he won't be long for this world anyway. I'm still feeling a bit weak in the stomach, but Dr. Flay gave me some great treatments so we shouldn't have any recurrences in the near future. Meanwhile, at to '61's ranting about diabetes and such, I hope he knows that living off of commercially prepared foods are far worse for his health than the delectables I'm guilty of promoting. Ya know, you could always send him some top secret recipes. But don't forget to send them past me first for testing on taste and creativity.  I almost bought the Kraft instant Mac n cheese today, but I figured one ER experience for you was enough. Hmm How do you feel about Hot dogs??? |
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Post by Coaltrain on Jan 29, 2013 23:29:00 GMT -5
I guess I need to avoid looking at pictures of the stuff '61 is living off of, although if I were a betting man, (and I am), I'd say that if he keeps eating that stuff he won't be long for this world anyway. Well, SO FAR, I've survived a massive propane explosion (31% burns, skin graghs, collapsed lung, 2 heart "episodes", 1 1/2 years out of the sun), 2 bouts of cancer, major motorcycle accident (10 bones broken, not including road rashes, etc), almost bleeding to death from botched tonsilectomy, fought pitbull with bare hands and quit a 2 1/2 pack/ day habit, marijuana and semi-serious scotch drinking......I think i can eat a little MSG from time to time and still look in the mirror.....When i die I hope i go to heaven because I was judged by the content of my heart and not what was in my stomach Your only going to heaven if I get the dogs. Otherwise I'm contacting the big guy and telling him allllll about U !! |
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Post by Deleted on Jan 30, 2013 8:04:50 GMT -5
Well, SO FAR, I've survived a massive propane explosion (31% burns, skin graghs, collapsed lung, 2 heart "episodes", 1 1/2 years out of the sun), 2 bouts of cancer, major motorcycle accident (10 bones broken, not including road rashes, etc), almost bleeding to death from botched tonsilectomy, fought pitbull with bare hands and quit a 2 1/2 pack/ day habit, marijuana and semi-serious scotch drinking......I think i can eat a little MSG from time to time and still look in the mirror.....When i die I hope i go to heaven because I was judged by the content of my heart and not what was in my stomach Your only going to heaven if I get the dogs. Otherwise I'm contacting the big guy and telling him allllll about U !! LOL |
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Post by cyberobb99 on Jan 30, 2013 9:19:25 GMT -5
Well I'm back at my desk, Gang. I had a pretty rough day yesterday, but with the help of the Dr.s and my friends I pulled through. I guess I need to avoid looking at pictures of the stuff '61 is living off of, although if I were a betting man, (and I am), I'd say that if he keeps eating that stuff he won't be long for this world anyway. I'm still feeling a bit weak in the stomach, but Dr. Flay gave me some great treatments so we shouldn't have any recurrences in the near future. Meanwhile, at to '61's ranting about diabetes and such, I hope he knows that living off of commercially prepared foods are far worse for his health than the delectables I'm guilty of promoting. Ya know, you could always send him some top secret recipes. But don't forget to send them past me first for testing on taste and creativity. I almost bought the Kraft instant Mac n cheese today, but I figured one ER experience for you was enough. Hmm How do you feel about Hot dogs??? All joking aside, I don't have any problem at all with either of those foods...especially if they're together! (I love to throw a couple of sliced up hotdogs into the water with the Mac when I cook it.) Any of the stuff he eats is OK in moderation. |
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