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Post by bamorin on Aug 13, 2015 18:54:54 GMT -5
The Wisconsin Football Season Preview Superquiz
By Andrew Rosin
1. When Wisconsin plays Alabama, how are the Badgers most likely to lose the game?A. Derrick Henry wears down the defense in the second half and Alabama pulls away. B. Alabama's front seven overpowers an inexperienced Wisconsin offensive line. C. Alabama's quarterback concerns were merely a long con and the Crimson Tide pass to victory. D. Joel Stave.
E. Joel Stave finally turns on the jerks who have been riding him for the past few years. F. Lose? What kind of a fan are you? They got this! 2 . Last season, Miami (Ohio) allowed over 5 yards per carry. Who will join Corey Clement in rushing for more than 100 yards?A. Taiwan Deal. B. Dare Ogunbowale. C. Both A and B. D. A, B and Serge Trezy gets six carries for 104 yards. 3. Troy allowed over 36 points and 5.67 yards per carry last season. How many yards will Wisconsin rush for as a team?
A. Over 250. B. Over 350. except when they face OSU in the B1GCG....then maybe 85
C. Over 500. D. The only limit is your imagination. 4. Why am I concerned that Hawaii might give Wisconsin more of a game than expected?A. The next week is a rivalry game with Iowa. B. Hawaii has a passing game with multiple consistent receiving targets. C. Past history with Mountain West teams in regular-season night games. D. All of the above.
E. THE BADGERS WILL BEAT HAWAII BY 40 AND THIS WAS JUST A CLEVER RUSE. 5. How many games will Iowa lose in non-conference play?A. Zero. B. The Hawkeyes will lose to Pittsburgh, which is at least somewhat justifiable. C. The Hawkeyes will lose to someone really embarrassing. D. Multiple non-conference losses and no one outside the Veishea triangle is happy in Iowa.E. If they lose to Wisconsin, the Hawkeyes are 0-5 and Kirk Ferentz is walking home. 6. Is this the year #Karma catches up to Wisconsin for all the delight in #WisconsinJustScoredAgain?A. Yes. B. Yes, and getting a four-star running back to fall in the Badgers' lap is just dessert. C. No. D. No, and the Badgers will mount a 35-point comeback in the second half to beat Nebraska. E. No, Jordan Stevenson has to get starter's carries before we can talk like that. 7. Will Purdue beat Wisconsin?A. No. how come no option D?
B. Yes, I mean, eventually the Boilermakers are going to have to, right? 8. Will Tim Beckman coach so hard that Illinois quits on him by the time Wisconsin comes to town?A. Yes. B. Yes, but the Illini will still score 24 points. C. They're only going to give the OSK in Tim Beckman's OSKEE. 9. Rutgers plays Ohio State the week before Wisconsin. Will the Scarlet Knights be too sad to play football the next week?A. Yes B, No, Rutgers is kind of good and with the game in Piscataway, it will be morally boosted by giving the Buckeyes a game. C. No, but the Badgers will win anyway. D. Buttgers. 10, Will beating Maryland make up for losing Diamond Stone's commitment?A. Yes. B. If the Badgers lose, it means Rosin's going to ban people because Maryland fans tend to get banned and we love Rosin! Thanks for coming back! We missed you! 11. Will Northwestern be the game where the Badgers shoot themselves in the foot and costs themselves a win?A. No, it's in Camp Randall and the Badgers handle their business at home. B. No, because it's already happened.
C. Why don't you trust the Badgers will win all the games they're supposed to? 12. What will Minnesota's highlight be for 2015?A. The Badgers losing the national championship in Basketball B. Bo Ryan announcing his retirement. C. The Badgers losing to Alabama. D. Doesn't matter -- Wisconsin keeps the Axe anyway.
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Post by daleko on Aug 25, 2015 16:18:36 GMT -5
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Post by bamorin on Aug 26, 2015 18:36:41 GMT -5
If Stave can find the guys with the W's on their hats.....the cheese eatin bastards pull this off.
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Post by daleko on Aug 27, 2015 10:04:57 GMT -5
If Stave can find the guys with the W's on their hats.....the cheese eatin bastards pull this off. A big if........... Unlikely but it's why they suit up. Oblong ball, what. Ala has a talent and a depth advantage but we shall see.
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Post by bamorin on Aug 27, 2015 11:56:19 GMT -5
If Stave can find the guys with the W's on their hats.....the cheese eatin bastards pull this off. A big if........... Unlikely but it's why they suit up. Oblong ball, what. Ala has a talent and a depth advantage but we shall see.how's that kool-aid taste? Is it dark red also?
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Post by daleko on Aug 27, 2015 12:58:33 GMT -5
A big if........... Unlikely but it's why they suit up. Oblong ball, what. Ala has a talent and a depth advantage but we shall see. how's that kool-aid taste? Is it dark red also? I think tOSu has the same advantage. <shrug> As do probably a dozen other clubs. But Wisky somehow makes it work. Wisky will win, going forward, as they about have for the last ten, on average, 9.6 games/yr. They recruit in the top 35, generally. OL and RB talent is as good as any. QB, WR not so much. D talent comes and goes but isn't deep. But they have excellent coaching and realize who they are and what they are. A lot of programs would trade 10 win expectations. I think Bubba is a pretty good team but if Wisky plays well they can win. Win or lose they could go 10-2/11-1 before the game in Indy w the Nuts.
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Post by beuycek on Aug 27, 2015 14:02:33 GMT -5
how's that kool-aid taste? Is it dark red also? I think tOSu has the same advantage. <shrug> As do probably a dozen other clubs. But Wisky somehow makes it work. Wisky will win, going forward, as they about have for the last ten, on average, 9.6 games/yr. They recruit in the top 35, generally. OL and RB talent is as good as any. QB, WR not so much. D talent comes and goes but isn't deep. But they have excellent coaching and realize who they are and what they are. A lot of programs would trade 10 win expectations. I think Bubba is a pretty good team but if Wisky plays well they can win. Win or lose they could go 10-2/11-1 before the game in Indy w the Nuts. That's the defending national champion Nuts to you, sir.
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Post by daleko on Aug 27, 2015 14:05:59 GMT -5
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Post by beuycek on Aug 27, 2015 14:15:55 GMT -5
That's the defending national champion Nuts to you, sir. Violence is not the answer.
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Post by daleko on Aug 27, 2015 14:19:40 GMT -5
Violence is not the answer. Depending on the Q, unless your Joey Bosa. That man is beastly.
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Post by bamorin on Aug 27, 2015 14:19:41 GMT -5
Violence is not the answer. as i tell my son.......depends on the question well......f-word.as soon as i post the cheese eating bitch does
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Post by daleko on Aug 27, 2015 15:32:13 GMT -5
Violence is not the answer. as i tell my son.......depends on the question well......f-word.as soon as i post the cheese eating bitch does LOL, who was first...................... ?
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Post by bamorin on Aug 27, 2015 16:27:54 GMT -5
as i tell my son.......depends on the question well......f-word.as soon as i post the cheese eating bitch does LOL, who was first...................... ? when I point that out to my wife......as i'm lighting a cig.....she says things that can't be typed to this board
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Post by daleko on Aug 27, 2015 17:50:15 GMT -5
LOL, who was first...................... ? when I point that out to my wife......as i'm lighting a cig.....she says things that can't be typed to this board Nope I'm not going there. No sir, it's on a T and I ain't gonna hit it.
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Post by daleko on Sept 23, 2015 16:49:08 GMT -5
Gil Brandt ✔ @gil_Brandt BadgerFootball is only school w/ 3 players in top 25 of NFL's Top 100 Players of 2015:
1.JJ Watt
22.Russel Wilson
25. Joe Thomas
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